Funny Avatar Gif

Whether you are a member of a forum or want to have a nice blog profile , you should most definitely consider having a nice gif animation as a profile picture so that you would impress a nearby visitor with a funny avatar of gif format.

Humor will do its job very well . Probably you might ask yourself why choose animation over static image for an avatar ?

Funny Avatar Gif

Avatars are pictures or animations that you can assign to profiles in order to bring light and collor to a page. A funny avatar will most likely entertain your visitors and make them relax and enjoy reading your profile , forum or blog post or just a particular page .
Gif files are a great choice for avatars as the file size is usually smaller due to the gif file compression and specifications . It will load much faster . Indeed there is a downside as gif files allow only 256 collor display so your average avatar might look funny but this is the point to have a funny avatar in gif format.




For example the avatar above is a relatively small one and is a great choice for funny avatar as its humor will most likely entertain anybody.






Make sure to get your Halloween Avatars set for October!




Funny avatar gif

2007 Funny Jokes

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

:P

Blogging

Hy Humor Readers,

Starting as of today I want to try a new concept . If you have a humor blog , a funny jokes blog or any kind of blog related or not to my topic then feel free to blog about my blog , write a few words about my blog and send me an email at humor@sportse.org and I will write a quick review about your blog on my blog . It's an interesting ideea and I'm sure you'll love it.

Regards

Funny Hands

Decided to offer these amazing pictures that show those cool hand figures that we all used to make sometime . Make your hand like a dog , or like an eagle . It's very funny. Well humor is not all here as these hands are also painted and so the humor also becomes expressive. Below are a bunch of pictures and photos of Funny Hands as those hands that mimic different animals are funny.


(Funny Hand that is painted like a hawk)



(Funny Hand that is painted like a jaguar, you can almost feel the animal :P)




Some other funny looking hands photos are listed below:


(This is one funny hand.)


(Dog lookalike funny hand).

Reply here with your own new funny hands if you know some other animal impressions.

Sweet Funny Words

HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more!
HER: Maybe I should go?
HIM: No, Don't even think about it!
HER: Do you love me?
HIM: Sure!
HER: Have you ever cheated me?
HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this?
HER: Will you kiss me?
HIM: Yes , of course!
HER: Will you beat me?
HIM: No way!
HER: Can I trust you?
After marriage: read from bottom to top !!

Healthy Wine

Wine vs Water



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year
we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, wine = Health



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.

Canada funny questions

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. The answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. ( Italy )
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What, did your last slave die from?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is after every Flames game in Calgary . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays after every hockey game in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Does size matter ? Funny video

prepare yourself for a great laugh ;) Women always complain of how guys always stare at their boobs or buts or how most of the times that is their focal point , but how about the other way around . What happens when a woman or women stare at you in that way ? Just watch this awesome prank on video .

glumbert.com - Does size matter?

Might be an interesting prank to do yourself and you could make your own homemade funny video :P just a suggestion

Digg pwned , digg users still control the system

Digg pwned , digg users still control the system


Just loaded digg.com in my browser and saw a bunch of codes , so I wondered , was digg pwned , was digg hacked or something ? Actually this is a sign of protest from digg users . The story goes something like this . Kevin Rose deleted a submitted digg with a HD-DVD story so that's why digg users started to act on this , a lot of top diggs have a bunch of codes such as this:

09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0



(click the image to enlarge it)

Now digg is Out of Service

As stated later by Kevin Rose here at:
http://blog.digg.com/?p=74

[quote]
We had to decide whether to remove stories containing a single code based on a cease and desist declaration. We had to make a call, and in our desire to avoid a scenario where Digg would be interrupted or shut down, we decided to comply and remove the stories with the code.
[/quote]

So as stated above , will digg really go down for having HD-DVD codes posted ? At least I am happy to see those protest diggs were allowed and now we have a change of attitude in this matter .

We should support freedom of speech .


If you are a digg user then support the cause , also reply here and leave a message .

Funny looking costume

Here is a funny costume idea for kids that you can make at home. You'll get a funny looking kid in a can full of worms , you're prone to start some laughs as this costume won first and Grand Prize at a Halloween funny costume contest.


(cool funny costume for your kid)

Breathalyzer funny looking costume for men is an ideal solution to entertain your friends at a party. It's just funny , see for your self the picture below.



(funny costume idea for parties)

And for the Ladies the Kissing Booth funny costume , that I bet it's a lot of fun at parties.
Check this photo:



(a lady costume that is funny looking and fun)

Funny Beach Sign

You would expect an "only nude people allowed" sign but on this nudist beach you will see a different sign. :P

Funny things kids say about our ocean

Children writing about the sea.....

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island .
If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans.
(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

12) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up
her fanny.
(Julie age 7)

13) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky age 8) :P

Funny Video - Extreme Surfing

Pro_300_dynamitesurfing_320
Uploaded by tonio38580

Good Girl , Bad Girl Humor

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.

Christian Humor - Jesus vs the devil

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"


God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

[quote]

There are loads of Shirts, that say, JESUS SAVES, meant is JESUS saves your life.

Enjoy the joke.
[/quote]

Funny Humor - Lawyers

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.

After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.

After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."