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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Funny Harry Potter

Funny Harry Potter

Protect Your Wand From Hogwarts when entering her Chamber of Secrets. Well these are called Harry Potter , i guess it would have been better if 2007 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was used for this . Trendy anyway and a lot of fun ;)

Friday, July 13, 2007

Baby Humor

Wanted to find a young link and since this video has been around some while i decided to show a little video footage of baby humor i used it. This baby can laugh with a little funny tricks to get him/her going. Anyway the baby is so nice , so this proves once again that humor is for all ages.

I also seen the audio version of the babies laughter put as music to ring when someone calls. I guess a baby who is happy , laughs and enjoys humor is something everybody likes. Enjoy the Baby Humor !

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Funny MMS Pictures

Depending on the mobile phone that you own mms are of different sizes, although you can send in a mms any photo , image or picture up to a certain file size but make sure it is funny .

MMS Funny Picture of contrast

Multimedia messages however could be a fun way to humor your friends by sending them a MMS picture of a funny prank or funny comics or any other picture , photo or image that will bring a smile on your friends face or will make him/her laugh very good. It is important to use the most of the cellphone mms limitation to send a bigger picture to show as clearly as possible on the phone that is viewing that multimedia message.

Anyway here at humorsection we decided to make a blog post where I would accept recommendations of many images that will be run later in a poll to be chosen the top 10 best funny mms pictures. Until then try the current funny mms images from this post and feel free to comment.

One mms picture of a crazy look , more mms to come:
Funny Image for MMS

Funny MMS Pictures for your multimedia messages

Funny Chinese Torture

A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up for the night. After he knocks on the door, an old Chinese man with a beard that reached the floor answers. The traveler asks if he could stay the night, and the Chinese guy agrees -- as long as he doesn't screw his granddaughter. Before the traveler can agree, the old man warns him that if he does screw his granddaughter, he will perform the three greatest Chinese tortures on him. The traveler says okay, and the man lets him in.

When it was time for dinner, the man meets the granddaughter, who is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. After he figures that the old man is asleep, he goes into her room and makes love to her.

The next morning, the man awakes with a 100-lb rock on his chest with a sign reading, "First Chinese torture: wake up with 100-pound rock on chest." Being a strong man, the traveler thinks nothing of it. He picks up the rock and throws it out the window. On the back of the rock, there is another sign reading "Second Chinese torture: right ball tied to rock." Thinking quickly, the traveler jumps out the window. On the other side of the window, there is another sign reading, "Third Chinese torture: left nut tied to bed post."

Friday, July 06, 2007

Funny cell phone ringtones


152 Funny Cell Phone Ringtones...

1-900-Answering Machine Message
3 Different Rings
24 hours CTU mix - ringtone Nokia 6230i
American Soldiers
Annoying Ringtones Very Funny
Answering Machine - Scooby Doo
Answering Machines Messages - Phone Tap Warning
Baby Laugh
Baseball Choir Let´s Go Angels
Basil Fawlty Answer The Telephone
Beer Song
Beethoven´s 5th Pick Up
Billy Conelly
Borat Ringtone
Boss pick up
Bring me good news
Brown Bear In The Air (Jamba)
Cat Fight
Cat Meows
Cat Purring
Cell Ringing
Chicken Coop
Chiken Mix
Coca cola
Coldplay - Speed Of Sound
Cow and Chicken
Cow laughin
Crank - Chev's Ringtone
Crazy Frog Speed (Remix)
Del boy
Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood
Disco Star!
Dog Growl
Donald Duck
Drunk Phone
Elvis Answering Machine Message
Elvis Presley - Answering Machine Message
Explosion Ringtone
Extreme Orgasm
Family Guy - answering machine
Fart Technotone 2
Farting Rocket
Ferd Flinstone
Ferrari Owner
Ferrari Vodafone Ringtones
Franchini Batista
Fucking_Ringtones (what a ringtone should sound like)
George Costanza - Answering Machine - Seinfeld
Ghetto Mama
Give Me Some Attention
Godzilla Roar (Ringtone)
Group Mixer!
Gun shot
Happy Birthday Song
Hey Sexy Man
Hey you pick me up ringtone
Hey Your Phone Is Ringing
Hey Your Phone is Ringing trow it or pick it up
HiHiiiii Hahaaaa
Homer Simpson - nacho man
I´ve got a friend
I´ve Gotta Custom Ringtone
Indian Answer The Phone
Indian crazy frog
Indian Outraged
Indian Phone Advisor
Indian Please Pick Up
Indiana Jones - Ringtone
It´s Your Phone
Ive got a friend
Jamboree Ringtone
Jamster Ringtones - Pick Up The Phone
John Cleese-Fawlty Towers Answering Machine
Jurassic Park - T-Rex Roar
Kill Bill Nurse Whisle Ringtone
Kookaburra Bird
Lost Phone
Lost Phone Ringtone
Mad Answering Machine Message
Mad Cow
Madonna - Hung Up
Marge Simpson
Message Coming
Message Now Coming!
Messagetone Austin Powers Phone
Mexican Hat
Micheal Caine Blows Your Head Of
Mission Impossible
Mix And......
Modern Phone
Nagging Phone
One Missed Call Ringtone
One missed call Ringtone High Quality
Osama Bin Laden Calling
Ozzy Answer The Fuckin' Phone
Pack Of Wolves
Pick Up The Phone
Porky Pig Swearing
Pot Smokers Answering Machine
Psycho Frog
Psycho Frog Beatbox
Psycho Frog Ring Ring
Pulp Fiction
Santas Phone Answer Message
Sexy you've got mail
Shut up
Silly Sal
Simpsons (Itchy & Scratchy)
Singing Indian!
Smoke on the water
SMS Arrived
Sonando Mi Telefono
Sounds Of Nature-Frogs,Birds, 101 Digital Sound Effects
Star Trek - Answering Machine Message
Star Trek - Captian Incoming Message
Star Wars - Chewbacca - Yell
Stop Messin About!
Stupid Ringtone
Super Mario Bross Ringtone
Superman Returns Oficial
Svara unge skywalker
Sweety And Fluffy - Little Birds Rock
Sweety The Chick (Real Tone)
The Simpsons - Homer Simpson Answering Machine
Theme - Pink Panther Ringtones
Tosser Detection System
Urgent Message
V8 Race Car Engine (Ringtone Version)
Wat Up
Wazz Up...
Whoo Haa Haa
Wii Sports Theme - Ringtone
Yoda Laugh
Yoda message
Your Boyfriend Wants To Talk

Your Mobile Phone is Ringing, MP3, listen. Funny ... Cell Phone Bob - Ringtones (Tasty Tones Media), MP3, listen. Funny Cell Phone Sal Ass (Tasty)


TOP FUNNY RINGTONES and Funny Annoying Cell Phone Ring Tones you can start anyones humor when your cellphone starts to ring and you have a cool music ringtone that is funny.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Smart Dog

Top 10 funny Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You !

10. Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.
9. You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.
8. Ice floating in toilet water.
7. Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
6. Friends swear they’ve seen your car at the local meat-processing plant.
5. You can never find the leftovers.
4. The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel.
3. The dog doesn’t lick itself anymore… now it’s the cat’s job.
2. Mensa mailings addressed to “Rover.”
1. Your apartment keys no longer work.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Fly unzipped

Ways to tell someone their fly is unzipped

1. “The cucumber has left the salad.”
2. “Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.”
3. “Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.”
4. “Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.”
5. “Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!”
6. “Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.”
7. “You’ve got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.”
8. “You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantaloons.”
9. “I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?”
10. “Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis.”

Friday, June 29, 2007

Have fun in online casinos

The following is a paid review:
I found some good casions on the Online Casino BlueBook website . This is a list of the top casions on the internet . This list provides details such as payouts for each casino and a review that makes a difference in choosing the right casino for online betting.
If you are like me , then you want a good deal to start with .
The reviews for each casino from the 10 best casinos list are written by experienced online gamblers and provide personal experience for each casino , various tips and listings of payouts for each game from the casino . You will also know what kind of deposits each casino accepts.
Popular online casinos and online poker rooms are a great way to have fun if you have at least some money to spend . Don’t be surprised but you might end up with more money in the end . Poker is an easy game and although some people are more experienced than others in the big picture anyone can win at this game . Well if you happen to loose don’t worry just try another game from the online casino . Remember the important thing is to have fun . You could also bring your friends for an online competition .

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