Funny Prank/Gag - Cantonese Menu

SUC MI PAGODA
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellation Blvd.
Escondildo, CA 12698
281-6969

That's "Two ate one - Sixty-nine, Sixty-nine"
PORKING IN THE REAR
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A LA CARTE
$2.69 each

CUM DROP SOUP
Fresh Every 2.7 Days

PEE YU PLATTER
Clothes Pins Extra

HOO FLUNG POO
Napkins & Raincoats Provided

SUC SUM TIT
Children's Special

YUNG POON TANG
No Take Out Orders Accepted



LUNCHEON SPECIALS

1. SUM YUNG CHICK..........$6.99
Different and Delicious
2. WON HUNG LO..............$6.99
Chinese Meatballs
3. SUM DUM FUC..............$9.69
Same - #1 But With Extra Sauce 4. CHU SUM TWAT............$16.99
Dinner - Parties Of 3 Or More
5. SUC MI PORK..............$9.69
Chef's Special FUC YU MAN...............$6.69
Specialty Of The House


DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. GOO IN HAND...........$9.69
For Those Dining Alone 2. GOO WEE CHICK.........$6.99
Sloppy Seconds - No Charge
3. CUM TU SOON...........$6.99
Order Early - These Go Fast 4. SUC MI WANG...........$6.99
Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. SUM DUM CHICK.........$4.99
You Get What You Pay For 6. FUC MEI SLO...........$6.69
Not Available After 10PM
7. LIK MI CLIT...........$6.99
A Delicious Lick Smacking Oriental Delicacy 8. CHO KON IT............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. FUC SUM NOW...........$6.99
For Those In A Hurry 10. WAI TU YUNG..........$4.99
Not Available On School Nights