Jokes - The 100 Dollar Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Jokes - Sex Problems

I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once."

"Well, how did she look?"

"Oh boy,... she looked VERY angry!"

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw her face that time?"

"She was watching us through the window."

Jokes - Little boy's request and the Goverment

A Little Boy 1 Day Wrote A Letter 2 God He Asked For 50 $ And Posted It . When The Postal Department Read They Found It Hilarious , They Forwarded It 2 The President. The President Read It And Found It Quiet Hilarious So He Sent 20 $ To The Boy .

The Boy Was Quiet Happy 2 Recieve The Money. He Sent A Thanks Letter It Said "dear God I Got The 20 $ From The White House , But These Bastards Deducted 30 $ In Tax !! "

Entertainment - Pantyhose

Just a little video in pantyhose i recently came up on youtube.
Tags: voyeur pantyhose medias butt ass culo sexy



Opinnions are separated some say it is very hot others that this is nasty but in my opinnion lol unless you have a sexy butt and I mean sexy don't go filming it and especially don't post the video on a high visitor resource such as youtube .. It's pretty funny comming to think of what people are ready to do for a little celebrity or fame .

Funny Video - M.A.F. Episode 1

M.A.F. Episode 1: Filmed by a human

The first episode of the new animation series: "Minem and fift"
Common Tags: fun funny 3D animation amazing joke jokes hilarious stupid rap rapper rappers eminem fifty 50 ufo extraterrestrials.

It will be probably considered kind of stupid .. :)) so there's the humor ..

Jokes - Wife Birthday Presents

Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"
"That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.

"And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.
"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds."

"No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. What did you bought her?

I bought her a SCALE (weighing machine)

Funny - Virtual Sex Suit Had To Be Withdrawn From Sale

VR Interfaces: Vivid Cyber Sex Suit

Overview

Overview of Vivid Cyber Sex Suit

Vivid Entertainment Incorporated’s contribution to the teledildonics industry came out in1999. A black, full-body suit, available in male or female variants, is made entirely of neoprene, which is the same synthetic rubber wetsuits are made of. The suit was equipped with just 36 sensor/actuators, spread over the entire body. Control was primitive, basically consisting of a mouse-driven interface via an on-screen program – not exactly stimulating. Each sensor triggered delivered a minute electrical shock to the area of body around it, causing a muscle contraction. Where there were more sensors clustered together – normally around the sex organs - more intense shocks were possible.

Vivid Entertainment fully expected the suit to revolutionise online porn, combining it successfully with virtual reality for the first time. Unfortunately, there were problems. The ‘VR’ interface was clumsy to say the least, and could not be combined with any 3D environment around at the time – or even around today. The small number of sensors reduced it to merely playing with your partner instead of generating meaningful interaction. Net access speeds at the time often resulted in a sluggish and unresponsive suit, or worse, due to lag, several seconds worth of stimulation arriving in one blast. As if these problems were not enough, Vivid got into trouble over health concerns, and danger of death.

The suit finally disappeared in mid 2000, when Vivid failed American Federal Trade Commission’s strict standards of testing: Namely that the suit was safe enough for pacemaker wearers, and guaranteed against potentially dangerous electrical surges under moist conditions – such as a successful session with it. Unable to meet these standards – and carrying a severe risk of fatality, Vivid’s Cyber Sex Suit was terminated by the FCC.


virtualworldlets.net/Shop/ProductsDisplay/VRInterface.php?ID=3


Quote:


Unable to meet these standards – and carrying a severe risk of fatality, Vivid’s Cyber Sex Suit was terminated by the FCC.



Yes fluid and electricity dont combine well.

Another funny quote:

Quote:


Net access speeds at the time often resulted in a sluggish and unresponsive suit, or worse, due to lag, several seconds worth of stimulation arriving in one blast.

Funny - How to crash a PC with a cell phone

You can crash a Dell PC with your cell phone by using what seems to be the latest bug discovered at DELL PC's.

Dell .. Supposely one of the best brands associated with pcs in general. Well you'd think that all the money you spend buying a dell pc is worth it right . Hmm It looks like the giants also have their weaknesses.

Anyway Chris from rickardliljeberg found at work a neat and cool bug (an error in special conditions) . This was reported to work on Dell Optiplex GX520 but it seems it could work on other brand Dell personal computers too. Anyway this video is now viewed all around the world accordingly to their updates. So I decided to post the flash video wich you can also download .

The bug appears when you put your mobile phone close to the cd-rom unit of the dell and then recieve a sms/txt.

What happends is it goes into some sort of suspension mode from which you can't bring it back without breaking power or holding down the power button for four seconds.
Attention: Prepare yourself for a big portion of laughter and the pc for a quick restart . Maybe you can also do this as a gag to a friend or enemy at work.
It seems that this bug was innevitable to be discovered as a cellphone near a computer , even near a dell computer is not so unlikely for you to place near.




But as Rickard puts it the question is: Is it a bug or feature? Dell - Can't you love them for it?

Funny - Useless Facts

01) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

02) A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.

03) A shrimp’s heart is in their head.

04) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

05) On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

06) Rats and horses can’t vomit.

07) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

08) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

09) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

10) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

11) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

12) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

13) A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

14) Most lipstick contains fish scales.

15) Cat’s urine glows under a black-light.

16) Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

Geek Funny - The Evolution of a Programmer

High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END




First year in College

program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.




Senior year in College

(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))




New professional

#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n"
}





Seasoned professional

#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &
string &operator=(const char *);
};

ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr);
}

string &string:perator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}

int main()
{
string str;

str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;

return(0);
}













Master Programmer

[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LHello
{
// bring in the master library
importlib("actimp.tlb"
importlib("actexp.tlb"

// bring in my interfaces
#include "pshlo.idl"

[
uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
cotype THello
{
interface IHello;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};

[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CHelloLib
{

// some code related header files
importheader(<windows.h>
importheader(<ole2.h>
importheader(<except.hxx>
importheader("pshlo.h"
importheader("shlo.hxx"
importheader("mycls.hxx"

// needed typelibs
importlib("actimp.tlb"
importlib("actexp.tlb"
importlib("thlo.tlb"

[
uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
aggregatable
]
coclass CHello
{
cotype THello;
};
};


#include "ipfix.hxx"

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
~CHello();

HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
static int cObjRef;
};


#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "thlo.h"
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
cObjRef++;
return;
}

HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
printf("%ws
", pwszString);
return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}


CHello::~CHello(void)
{

// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;
}

#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();

return(0); }

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include <windows.h>
#include <ole2.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT hRslt;
IHello *pHello;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcsPath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n"
return(1);
}

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World"

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {


hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
}

return(0);
}














Apprentice Hacker

#!/usr/local/bin/perl
$msg="Hello, world.\n";
if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
$outfilename = $arg;
open(FILE, ">" . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;












Experienced Hacker

#include <stdio.h>
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

Seasoned Hacker

% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out








Guru Hacker

% echo "Hello, world."

New Manager

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END









Middle Manager

mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D












Senior Manager

% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.










Chief Executive

% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout

Jokes - the Seven Dwarves

One day the Seven Dwarves decide to go to the Vatican. When they get there they get ushered in by the Cardinals to see the Pope because they are so famous. So the Dwarves are standing there chatting away and eventually Dopey walks up to the Pope.

"So tell me, your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?" he says

The pope thinks about this for a while and eventually says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Ireland"

The other dwarves start sniggering to themselves.

"Oh.. are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"

Pope thinks long and hard about this, and eventually says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the Vatican"

At this point the other dwarves are laughing REALLY hard

"So.. are there any dwarf nuns at all in the world?"

"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the world."

Now the other dwarves are on the ground, splitting their sides laughing, tears streaming down their eyes, and they all start shouting "Dopey had sex with a penguin, Dopey had sex with a penguin!"

LOL

Funny very important punctuation lesson

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing."
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote:
"A woman , without her man , is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman : without her , man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerfull.

Gag - Bottle of Coke Bomb

Did you wonder if there is more to coke then drinking it with a cube of ice? Well looks like you can transform your favourite bottle of coke (when you are fed up with all that coffeine from your system) into a real bomb that explodes on impact .

Anyway this is a video (step by step video tutorial) showing exactly how to do so by using dry ice.


metacafe.com/watch/106412/dry_ice Dry Ice - video powered by Metacafe

So next time you put your ice cube in your favourite Coca Cola or Pepsi drink , remember what that ice did in this video and have a laugh , better yet use this as a gag and put your unsuspected friend to throw it for you (warning I'm not to be held responsible for anything it will happen :P lol)

Funny Amazing - Ultimate laptop or a big flopp

AtomChip®SG220-2
SPECIFICATIONS:

1TB AtomChip® Quantum-Optical Non-Volatile RAM and storage / 6.8GHz AtomChip® CPU (AtomChip® Quantum® II processor) / 2TB Additional AtomChip® Quantum Storage / 12.1" WXGA 1280x800,6:10 TFT Glare Type LCD display with 1.3 Mega pixel camera / Integrated graphic controller [AtomChip® DVM (Dynamic Video Memory) /802.11a/802.11b/802.11g WLAN /Intel® PRO/Wireless 2100/2200BG/2915ABG network connection / Bluetoth (with antenna build-in), GPS (with Bluetooth antenna) / PCMCIA slot x 1 / IEEE1394A x 1 / USB2.0 x 3 / SVGA-out port / Optical Drive: DVD Super Multi / LAN (RJ45) / Modem(RJ11), / Stereo Earphone-out / Built-in two stereo speakers / Built-in Microphone / Interface Ports Front Side:4 in 1 Card reader [SDIO, SD, MS Pro, MS] / Application Launch Key: E-mail,Internet, Capture, WLAN / Pointer: Synaptics touchpad with 4 way scrolling button / Rechargeable Li-Ion battery / Windows XP Professional and Linux / Voice Command / PROMT-Translator (8 languages) / AC Adapter / BOSE Headphone Music System with noise Canceling / Dimensions: 320(W)x242(D)x22(H)mm/28mm (front/back) /Weight around 4.18lb (1900g) when fully equipped.


The expected selling price is $18,500.

if u not belive me go see it 4 u self
http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page4.html

the most amusing part is if u watch the memory (solar memory)

well i sure dont plan on buying one! 18000 for a laptop!? are you crazy? who is going to buy it anyways? It says if you read carefully that the computer cant operate at full speed because the operating systems limit its speed, and 4 copies of each operating system need to be installed on the computer just for it to gain a speed boost. I was under the impression that they had hit a wall with 3.7 Ghz though? Why the new 6.8? new designs or something? Or maybe this whole thing is complete bullshit and its really just a high performing rip off of another chip?

If it is for real, i would have to say big flop! The computer isnt really practical, for example, if the operating systems have to be specialized to run on it, what about all the other apps people want to put on, do they have to be specialized too like on a mac?

Subliminal Messages

Subliminal Messages
The following subliminal messages will just horrify you. Some will amuse you as it's humorous of what messages we are forced to hear in our everyday life.
The general trend as I saw is for satanic sublimal messages to be included in reverse part of the music . Don't knoiw exactly why but that's most disgussing and creepy or horrible.
With my latest searches I recently run of Jeff Milner's Backmasking site: jeffmilner.com .

Below is a flash animation file from his site with a bunch of top rated music that has been played on major tv programs , radios all over the world and most important in almost all of our homes.

I'll give some names:

Stairway to Heaven
Imagine
I'm so Tired
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss
My name is...
Pokemon Rap
Empty Spaces
Another one bites the dust
Hit me Baby one More Time
Nature Trail to Hell
Hotel California
Revolution 9
Fire on High



Discovering a subliminal message is not that hard . You need a music editing software that supports mp3 as input and then apply a reverse effect . You then listen the music. However the subliminal message is not always hearable and some times you must increese or decreese the music speed. Also subliminal messages are likely to be found in those mumbling areas of the music , or on the keypoints , because a hidden message there would become more powerfull as it targets the listener when he/she is most vurnerable.

Also take reference to Sublimal Messages at

http://humorsection.blogspot.com/2006/09/sublimal-messages.html

On the internet you will find all kinds of subliminal messages related materials such as:

Subliminal Persuasion CDs
Hello, greetings and welcome! Tapes, CDs & MPs by Barrie Konicov.
at potentialsunlimited
or Free subliminal messages
& spiral. Pre-made CDs/tapes. Made your way guaranteed effect , available since 1981.
or even hypnotic tapes containing Subliminal Message.

You to can make your music to contain hidden text messages by using subliminal messages software. Achieve anything you want.

Sweet True - End of Windows Monopoly

Be proud......Breaking news!!! Bill gates Challenged by an Indian!!!

Just one INDIAN is challenging against Bill gates...... This is not only ground breaking news; it's space-breaking news indeed.

Ramlal Bhagat, a XII std. student from Haryana UP India, has developed a 32-bit operating system demonstrated to be far superior to any of the desktop operating systems in the market today.

The program has been named "O-Yes". O-Yes provides operating system services on any Pentium-based Personal computer (PC) and does not require MS- DOS as a base operating system. The operating system's capabilities were demonstrated in a student convention at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT), New Delhi,India. HCL Ltd. conducted benchmarks on the system and published results, which are partly reported here: O -Yes is 34% faster than Microsoft's Windows 95 on similar hardware.

It is 29% faster than IBM's OS/2. O-Yes loads 54% quicker than Windows 95 or OS/2. O-Yes has a customizable, user-friendly graphical User Interface (GUI), in which every
program can be accessed with a maximum of two button clicks. The operating system provides plug n play
capability with numerous hardware devices. It has a superior memory management function. The operating system is compatible with Windows 95 & WindowsNT4.0.
HCL, Ltd. has offered an unknown amount to Ramlal Bhagat for purchasing the rights to the software.

Ramlal Bhagat, described as" quiet and philosophical" by is
peers, was not available for comment. Suresh Reddy, spokesman for HCL Ltd., said, "This is the operating system that the world has been waiting for". On HCL's move to purchase the rights to the software, he said,

"We are here to ensure that Mr.Ramlal gets fair recognition and compensation for his innovation. HCL Ltd. Can provide him a firm launch-pad to market software globally".

Is this the beginning of the end of the Bill Gates' monopoly?

Let's see...

not .. Of course it is a scam , hoax , call it what you will ..
The mail about O-Yes Operating System is just another hoax. Its just a combination of, dream about how an ideal OS should work coupled with Desi feelings. The anomalies in the mail are

1. It says "every program in OS can be accessed by 2 button clik."
Its already possible in windows. Start-> Programs.
So whats the big fuss.
2. "Customisable interface"
It too already exist in almost all modern OS.
3. If something as big as O-Yes really happened, then how come it was not reported by any TV channels or it escaped the front pages of our news papers?

4. GREATEST BLUNDER IS
"The operating system is compatible with Windows 95 & WindowsNT4.0."
How can an OS be compactible with another OS. Does that O-Yes needs another OS to run? Then how could it be called an OS???

5. VII th standard student developing an OS???

6.VII th standard student is described as
" Ramlal Bhagat, described as" quiet and philosophical" "
Hey hes just a kid. How come he be philosophical!!!

Sublimal Messages

Sublimal Messages is a very controversed subject these days and always was . You can find sublimal messages in television , music and even in books . The whole ideea started from our nature as humans. Many experts agree that sublimal messages are a part of our daily lives and can be found in our gestures all the time . When we talk we send a bunch of signals , some are sublimal and others not so sublimal messages of our state , well being or others.

Sublimal Music Messages are hidden song messages . Usually these kind of text is found by listening the tape backwards . It is believed that a sublimal song message will affect us because a song is listened everyday and when we are more relaxed. Hypnosis as you probably know needs the person that is to be hypnotised to be relaxed in order for it to work. Same here . Anyway if this message hidden deep into the song lyrics and how the song is sang actually gets to be understand by the young seems to be a mistery . You may probably may have seen a lot of movies mocking this issue by showing that sublimal messages can turn you into a mindless zombie . Anyway I think there are a lot of proofs that sublimal text messages actually work.

I will talk about sublimal satanic messages that are found in many songs . Many kids these days are not sane anymore. Their weird , crazy behaivour is obviously because of a strong influence that many think is the hidden messages from your favourit mp3 music.


Queen - We will Rock you




Briteny Spears - Hit me baby one more time



Led Zeplin - Stair Way To heaven
(actually has a sublimal satanic hidden message)




You can be disgussed by this sublimal messages . Can you believe what we are forced to hear in some cases ? And even if some sublimal messages are not as harmfull as others , music will remain the primary target as worldwide is listened by many teens (teenagers) through channels like MTV , music tapes , mp3 mp3s over the internet , iTunes , cd-s or dvds filled with music.

Funny Picture - Key to RPG succes

I bet you have seen those "You know you have played to much rpg when you ..." articles but this is to much . Looks like this baby family are addicts in rpg games and he is going to be a born RPG player. No cheats , trainers or character editors will be needed . He will develop easy and grow in stats . I think in his first years will trade items with characters from his class and sometimes will be offered items for free .



Actual character status:

Strength : 3
Intelligence : 6
Wisdom : 3
Dexterity : 3
HitPoints: 2
Experience: 0

This is an easy guide (step by step tutorial) on how to greatly improove your rpg character and gain a big level. I mean life is the guide . How about this mentality ?

Ant Traps - New food for bumps

You may have heard of people eating dog food or cat food but this is new . I even tricked a kid when I was young that a little dog biscuit was Viagra and gave him and he tasted it lol , but considering to eat ant traps , who would have thought it's actually funny. Forget about funny looking bums (bumps) or funny looking food and read this.

-= Not good for ants with anaphylaxis =-


(
Label Quote:
Ant Trap
Kills Ants
Ants Traps and carry bait back to their nest
usually kills entire colony
Warning: may contain peanuts
Piege a Fourmis
Tue les Fourmis
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lol, I know some really poor peoples can eat dog & cat food but eating ant trap food look weird .

Yes indeed if you never heard of this before people could eat just about anything especially bumps . I don't know if you saw the movie Bum fights but it is a violent movie that shows that bums are to make just about anything for some money , a drink or some food to keep them going. Watch out from now on .. The new food for bumps is out in the wild.

Funny Car Model

Funny Car Models are nothing compared to this ... sure laugh if you have a funny car and don't believe me but check out this funny car photo . The car itself isn't funny but together with the spare they make the H in Humor.

Did you ever go to a car show or saw those hot car presentations where with every cool car you would see a hot photo model from a modelling school. But all of thnose models are very sexy and few make it in front of the camera and with all this they get starred at and even touched by the most curious viewers or car fans. But dispite all this it seems that the promoters of this car decided otherwise . Hot fat girl .. I mean she must be hot even if she only has that tanga right ? lol . This tops all thos funny cars out there. With that woman on the hood you will have the funniest car.