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Monday, February 26, 2007

Political humor - Nice Trade

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was
carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."

1 comment:

Sara said...

haha

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