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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Healthy Wine

Wine vs Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year
we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.

1 comment:

kate said...

just found this elsewhere and was going to post it too... Googled to see if I could get a photo to go along with it, and found your blog. Thats a long winded way to say I found it very amusing!lol

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