A little girl was riding her shiney new bike when she
came upon a policeman on a horse. The officer smiled
and said "Nice bike! Did Santa bring you that?"
The girl beamed with pride as she she said "Yes sir."
The cop looked over the bike then handed her a safety
violation. "Tell Santa to put a reflector on it next
The little girl took the ticket and looked up at the
cop, "Nice horse! Did Santa bring you that?"
Smiling, the cop answered "Yeah, Santa brought me the
"Tell him next year the prick goes under the horse, not