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Monday, December 04, 2006

Humor Jokes - James Bond

James Bond walks up to the bar at the casino in Monte Carlo, sits down near a beautiful woman and keeps checking his watch.

Eventually she turns to him and asks him if his friend is late.

"well actually" he says "this is a special watch that i got from Q and it speaks to me telepathically."

"and what is it telling you?" asks the beautiful woman.

"That you are not wearing any knickers this evening" replies James.

"well" said the woman, "it must be broken because i am wearing knickers."

"DAMN" said James, "Must have set it an hour fast this morning!"

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