Sarah is on a dinner date. When she gets to the Golders Green restaurant, she is shown to her table. Her date has not yet arrived. She puts down her handbag and waits. After 10 minutes he still hasn’t arrived so she decides to tidy herself up to make sure that she looks perfect for him. She bends down and starts rummaging through her handbag, looking for her mirror. Unfortunately, as she is bending down, she accidentally lets go a loud fortz just as a waiter is walking by. Sarah immediately sits up straight. She’s embarrassed and red faced and sure that everyone in the restaurant heard her ‘misdemeanour’ so she quickly turns to the waiter and shouts, "Stop that."
The waiter looks at her and keeping a straight face says, "Of course, madam, which way was it headed?"
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