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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Father Day Jokes

Since today : 17 June 2007 is father day in El Salvador, Guatemala and the first father's day in USA was celebrated on June 19, 1910, in Spokane, WA I decided to gather some Father's day jokes :

One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper.

The little girl said, "Daddy, your the boss, aren't you?"

Her Daddy smiled, pleased, puffed out his chest and replied, "Yes."

"That's because Mommy put you in charge, right?"


"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water, please,"
"But, I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"


Quote from kid: "My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mom who tell him which pair to put on!"


Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!


What do you call the two people that embarrass you the most in front of your friends?

Mom and Dad

Happy Father's day to all the Dad's out there

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