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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Jokes - The Orange Line

Sandra was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know of her activities.
One day, the police raided the whole group of prostitutes at a hotel, and Sandra was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Sandra's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked,
"Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Sandra told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself."
And she proceeded to the end of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed,
"Wow, still going at your age?
How do you do it?"

Grandma replied,
"Oh, it's easy, dear.
I just take out my dentures, rip back the skin, and then I suck em dry."

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