Dear [Interviewer's Name]:
Thank you for your letter of June 17. After careful consideration I regret
to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment
with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and
promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs
at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm
immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
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