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Sunday, June 18, 2006

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I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

- Popular Mechanics, 1949

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."

- Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the Los Angeles Riots

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. "

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

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