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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Women in Afterlife

Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the conversation they had.


1 st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2 nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1 st woman: I froze to death.

2 nd woman: How horrible!

1 st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2 nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1 st woman: So, what happened?

2 nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1 st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive.

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