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Thursday, November 02, 2006

The Blonde Joke


A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's licence. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

Best Funny Cop Mirror Joke

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realise you were a cop."

Other blonde jokes:

26 May 2006 by TopHumor

"Yes sweetie, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she ... "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No sweetheart, it's because you're 25."
Quite funny blonde joke

26 Jun 2006 by TopHumor

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. ...
Jokes - Blondes on a Bus

23 Jul 2006 by TopHumor

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your Name, can you hear it?" ...
Jokes - Brunette Logic for Blonde Lovers

23 Aug 2006 by TopHumor

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next ...
Jokes - Best Blonde Jokes ( Top 2 - Most Rated)

26 Jul 2006 by TopHumor

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma`am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?"
Jokes - Blonde Indecent Exposure

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