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Monday, November 13, 2006

Funny Story - Wine Tasting Robot

Wine-tasting robot identifies humans as bacon
Subject description: i welcome our pork-eating robot overlords

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

Wednesday, 8 November 2006
Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres.

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Well I for one welcome our metallic superiors.
I volunteer to round up humans and place them into cages to be used as sustenance for our robotic saviors

This was also posted on Slashdot... The first comment there was funny :

The robot is right
And that's all I'm going to say.

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