Funny - Unbeleivable Sex Laws

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have
sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine
a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the
genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers;
the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a
brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is
to travel the countryside and deflower young
virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally
allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do
so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a
man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the
same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms
from vending machines with one exception:
prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam!)