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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Jokes - God and Dracula

This is a joke about romanian Dracula meeting God. I think all you are familiar with the so called Dracula from Transilvania ( Romania ) .

Dracula was killed one day & up he went to the Pearly Gates of Heaven to meet God.God refused to let Dracula in because of all the sins that he had done such as going round sucking blood and killing.

"I'll give you a chance to redeem your sins",
said God. "I'll send you back to earth, BUT not in a human form. You can only be reincarnated into any other living things of your choice. So, what would you like to be?"

Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a LIVING THING WITH WINGS & SUCKS BLOOD,heh..heh..heh."

" So be it ", said God and He turned Dracula into a VAMPIRE BAT. So back to earth he went flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer.So up he went again to meet God, feeling a little bit sheepish. "I'll give you another chance" ,said God. "I'll send you back again BUT not as a human or a bat.What will it be this time?"

Still adamant, Dracula said, I'll still want to be a LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD !"God thought for a while and then said, "OK, if that's what you want",and turned Dracula into a MOSQUITO.

So back to the earth again he went,flying around & sucking blood until one day. SPLAT! He was squashed by his victim.So up he went again to meet God, feeling stupid. "I'll give you one last chance to redeem yourself.
BUT, this time you can't become a living thing.You can only be turned into a NON-LIVING THING of your choice. So what will it be?" asked God.

Still acting stubborn, Dracula said, "Okayyy......then turn me into a NON-LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD heh..heh...heh"

From that day on, Dracula became "WHISPER"


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