Two men meet in a bar and get chattin when they come to realise that the wedding anniversarys are on the same day so the first guy says to the second guy....
First guy:What are you going to buy your wife for your anniversary...??
Second guy: Not shore yet but i think a Mercedes Benz And A Ferrari
First guy:But why both..??
Second guy:so if she dont like the mercedes she can use the ferrari
Second guy:so what are you gonna buy your wife for ur anniversary...??
First guy: A pair of slippers and a vibrator....
Second guy:But Why both???
First guy: so if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!!!
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