A famous mental institution (a sanatorium actually) for the mentally challanged and ill arranged one day for all its patients to attend
their first baseball game. For the game not to be a completly mess the director was put in charge to train the crazy patients
to obey his every command , so there wouldn't be any trouble.
On a bright sunny day they decided to play the game as they were somehow ready and they arrived just before the first pitch.
When it was time for the National Anthem, the director yelled, "Up, nuts!" and the patients immediately rose as the director
taught them well. When the National Anthem was over, the director yelled, "Down, nuts!" and the inmates sat right away. The
game proceeded and the patients were well-behaved as it seemed. When the home team made a good play, the director yelled,
"Clap, nuts!" and the patients applauded just like normal fans.
Things were apparently going so well that the director left his seat to go get a hot dog and a beer. But when he came back
for his surprise there was a riot going on.
The director finally located his assistant and demanded, "What happened?"
"Everything was fine here," the assistant said, "until some black guy came over and yelled, 'Peanuts'!"
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