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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Jokes - Picture Diet

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My
mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the
refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a
risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but
scantily-clad young woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but
your dad has gained 20

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