One night John sent his kid : Billy to go to sleep. Five minutes later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?! I am dying of thirst!!"
"No. You had your chance Billy! You could have got a glass of water before you went to bed. Now go to sleep , it's bet time!"
A minute later the boy screamed "Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water? I am dying of thirst!! I know it's bedtime but I'm thirsty!"
"No. I already told you before. It's bet time and you had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to give me my spank bring also the glass of water!"
(Bed Time Humor)
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