One day the Seven Dwarves decide to go to the Vatican. When they get there they get ushered in by the Cardinals to see the Pope because they are so famous. So the Dwarves are standing there chatting away and eventually Dopey walks up to the Pope.
"So tell me, your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?" he says
The pope thinks about this for a while and eventually says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Ireland"
The other dwarves start sniggering to themselves.
"Oh.. are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?"
Pope thinks long and hard about this, and eventually says, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the Vatican"
At this point the other dwarves are laughing REALLY hard
"So.. are there any dwarf nuns at all in the world?"
"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in the world."
Now the other dwarves are on the ground, splitting their sides laughing, tears streaming down their eyes, and they all start shouting "Dopey had sex with a penguin, Dopey had sex with a penguin!"
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