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Monday, September 11, 2006

9/11 Terrorist Attack - Fact and Fiction

I got this from one of my friends in an email and thought it was pretty interesting......The Microsoft Word thing at the bottom is neat how that works out!!


Here's something for the conspiracy theorists to chew on (you know who you are!)



I don't , but this is a little eerie, and interesting...

> > Read to the bottom. Try it out. I did. I got goose bump
> > This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all
> > first)
> > 1) New York City has 11 letters
> > 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
> > 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in
> > 1993) has 11 letters.
> > 4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
> > This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
> > 1) New York is the 11th state.
> > 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
> > 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
> > 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65
> > passengers. 6+5 = 11
> > 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =
> > 11
> > 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 +
> > 1 + 1 = 11
> > Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:
> > 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
> > 5 + 4 = 11.
> > 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 =
> > 11.
> > 3) The Madridbombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
> > 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
> > Now this is where things get totally eerie:
> > The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the
> > Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
> > "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The
> > wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some
> > of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the
> > Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
> > That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
> > unconvinced about all of this Still .?!
> >
> > Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
> > Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
> > 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to
> > hit one of the Twin Towers .
> > *
> > 2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
> > 3. Change the font size to 48.
> > 4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
> > What do you think now?!!
> > Send this to as many people as you know and in 11 minutes you will get a
> > nice surprise, if you don't you will get the shock of Your life in 11 min.

But not all the info in this letter are true! and the rest of them are only coincidence:



> > 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in
> > 1993) has 11 letters.
That depend on how you right his name, translating it from arabic to english could take many forms.


> > 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
Normal, they are numbered depending on the day of the flight, flight 11 goes on the 11th, as flight 12 goes on the 12th.

> > 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
nope Flight 11 carried 88 people.

> > 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65
> > passengers. 6+5 = 11
wrong again, flight 77 hit the pentagon and only carried 59 people



> > 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 +
> > 5 + 4 = 11.
no no, it was 246 casualties on the 4 planes.



> > 3) The Madridbombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
why not just calculate 3+1+1=5, why here take the year also!

> > 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Oh!! so close but its 912... lol

> > Now this is where things get totally eerie:
> > The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the
> > Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:
> > "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The
> > wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some
> > of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the
> > Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."
> > That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
> > unconvinced about all of this Still .?!
Yes go check the Quran, and read in the chapter 9 verse 11:
"But (even so), if they repent, establish regular prayers, and practise regular charity,- they are your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain the Signs in detail, for those who understand."
Nothing to do with eagles or arabian sons. and the text above exist no where in the Quran.

> > Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
> > Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
> > 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to
> > hit one of the Twin Towers .
NO sorry the flight registration was N334AA


The rest of the email, the calcualtion is only coincidence, as there are hundrands of names that were mentioned that day and only a bunch would give you the number 11 by calculating the sum.

By the way, that email is posted as hoax in most anti spam websites.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

even though the plane one is fake Type N33 in word and change it to wingdings

Siraj A Backer said...

The passage 9.11 koran is a hard core lie. There is no such verse in no place in koran

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